I knew that clogs could be decorated in many novel ways, adorned with traditional windmill scenes or painted with animal prints, but I almost fell off my chair when I found this pair:They’re called the Witty Titties, retailing at €55 for this tame version or €66 if you decide to add a piercing or tattoo. If you feel like wearing your breasts in public, you can order them from kennel@planet.nl

(In case you’re wondering, I most definitely will NOT be wearing these to Blog08.)